Funny soccer shirts, sorted by who has to wear them
This shop keeps 379 shirts about one sport. Funny Soccer Shirts takes them from 336 makers and files each one under the person the joke aims at. Prices run from $7.12 to $36.00, and the buy button hands you over to the retail partner.
Football Day Sports Green
$7.70
3.8 out of 5 (1,558) Get This Shirt on AmazonStart with who it is for
A keeper joke lands badly on a striker, so Funny Soccer Shirts files by person first. Pick the person, then the shirt.
The ones people buy twice
The shirts with the most ratings behind them. Funny Soccer Shirts picks read as numbers rather than rows of stars, because a number can be checked.
Every shirt here is a printed tee, and people buy a printed tee for one reason: the line on the front. So the shop puts that line in the name and leaves the keyword soup where it came from.
Makers write their product pages for a search box. They stack the same words over and over, repeat the size in three places, and bury the actual joke somewhere in the middle. We pull the joke out, file the shirt by who wears it, and leave the rest alone.
Under ten dollars
The cheap end of the range. A joke that costs less than the parking at a tournament.
Or start with the kind of joke, or the cut
A pun on a coach reads differently from a pun on a referee, so the shop sorts by tone as well as by person. 6 tones and 6 cuts, each one a list of its own.
New in the list
The most recent designs we added while reading through the catalogue this month.
Where the shirts actually live: with the retail partner. The shop sends you there with the size and the colour you picked here, and the partner handles the order, the delivery and the return.
What Funny Soccer Shirts does instead: reads the print, sorts it by role, checks the price on a schedule and says plainly when nobody has rated a shirt yet.
Questions people actually send us
01 Are these your own designs?
No. Somebody else makes every shirt on this page, and our retail partner sells it. This list reads each product page, pulls out the joke, sorts it by who it suits and publishes what it found.
That is also why the Funny Soccer Shirts catalogue names the maker on every page: 336 of them appear here, and the name tells you who printed the shirt.
02 How do you decide which shirt goes in which department?
By the print, in a fixed order. A shirt that names a keeper goes to keepers even if it also says soccer mom. A shirt that names no role at all goes to one-liners.
The order is written down and applied the same way to every shirt, so two with the same joke never land in different places.
03 Why do some shirts have no rating?
Because nobody has left one yet. 255 of the 379 shirts here carry ratings; the rest are new or simply unrated, and we say so instead of inventing a number.
04 What sizes are there?
It depends on the maker. The maker decides, and we say which range it belongs to: youth, women's, men's or unisex adult. Toddler sizes exist here too, in a small number.
The sizing guide explains what those words mean in practice and where they disagree between makers.
05 How current are the prices?
They come from our last update, and the date sits on its own page rather than on every card. Between updates a price can move, and the figure that binds is the one the retail partner shows at checkout.
06 Will the print last?
That is the one thing worth reading before you buy. Direct-to-garment printing fades faster than screen printing, hot water and a tumble dryer take years off both, and the washing guide says what to do about it.